“Dude, you look like hell. What happened?”

“You don’t want to know, man. You don’t want to know.”

“Seriously. What happened? Didja stay up all night fucking or something?”

“Something like that. Julie wanted to sixty-nine, and, well, I agreed.”


“So my tongue’s numb, my lips feel like they’re going to fall off, and I swear my fingers are cramped forever.”

“What the hell did you do?”

“Sixty-nine. You know, oral sex on each other.”

“Yeah, I know what it is.”

“Well, I have no idea why people like it. I mean, when she was doing me, it was great. But doing her? Sheesh.”

“You don’t like eating pussy?”

“Oh, no! I love it. Particularly the way she screams and buries her head in the pillow when she comes. I just get tired.”

“Uh… pillow? Isn’t she doing you at the same time?”

“Why would she be doing that?”

“Uh… Don’t you know how sixty-nine works?”

“Of course I do. Julie explained it to me. You have to come sixty-nine times between the two of you. And since I’m only good for one or two… well, it’s a good thing Julie’s multi-orgasmic.”

“Oh, Duuude.”

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Bio: Big Ed started writing erotica after several years of strange and varied explorations of the sexual and emotional kind. These days, he drifts between erotic romance, character heavy sex stories, and literary erotica. More of his work can be found at and

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