There once was a sailor from Wales,
Whose rowing boat sank in the gales.
The mermaids begged, ‘Stay,’
To which he said, ‘Nay,
I want pussy, not hundreds of tails!’

B.J. Franklin — 2006

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There once was a cute pixie maid
Who decided she had to get laid
When she sprinkled her dust
On her lover for lust
His sneeze blew her off, I’m afraid.

Morgan Hawke — 2006

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Van Winkle (whose first name was Rip),
Once napped through a twenty year blip;
His wake-up erection
Was such great perfection
His wife was too busy to quip.

Rod Harden — 2006

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