Sex Toy Scuttlebutt: January 2018
The Sex Toy Scuttlebutt spotlights adult delights plucked from trusted adult shops that feature the very best selection of clit buzzing, butt plugging, dildo pumping, g-spot gushing, penis rubbing, prostate nudging adult toys made of silicone, rubber, plastic, glass, wood, and stainless steel, high tech, look-ma-no-hands, and old-fashion classic elegance. With so many intriguing products on display, selecting the best toy for your romp (or for your rump) can be frustrating. In the interest of your pleasure (and your credit card), we are here to help via the Sex Toy Scuttlebutt.
The Best of the Best: Gamelink’s Best Selling Toys of 2017
What, you might ask, are you missing out on when it comes to toys? Well, these are Gamelink’s ten most popular items, so the odds are you might have already bought some of them, but if you haven’t, here are the results of what would be a great reality show. Seriously, pick your favorite reality TV stars, put them in a mansion fully stocked with sex toys, and Bob’s your uncle — instant TV hit. Your fellow toy buyers have spoken, and these are the ten things they said in 2017.
By Val Williams, Gamelink
ID Glide Lubricant is one of the best and most reliable all-purpose lubes you can find. Water based and condom compatible, safe to use with your favorite adult toys, it can easily be refreshed with a drop of water or saliva. I-D Glide is an FDA 510k approved medical device, so you know you’re getting a quality product. It’s available in a variety of sizes, from the handy, easy to carry 1 oz size all the way up to the supertankeresque 64-ounce size (for those big parties), I-D Glide is here to slide you into ecstasy!
Brand: Doc Johnson
The vagina-shaped Balls Deep Stroker is a simple take on the male masturbator; it doesn’t have a fancy case, isn’t molded from the vagina of anyone in particular, and it doesn’t talk. What it does do is encase even the longest of dicks in a smooth, soft Ultraskyn sheath with massage beads and distinct textures. Phthalate free, US built, and nine inches long, the Balls Deep is designed for the happiest of endings.
For me, Nicole Anistaon’s best feature is those amazing 34D boobs, but I’m certainly not going to turn down a crack at that porn star pussy. Nicole is a classic California girl with a body that oozes sex appeal, and Fleshlight is excited to bring their newest sensation featuring the riveting ribbed-nodules of their SuperSkin technology made for stamina interval training. Designed for maximum sexual performance, you are sure to burn calories as Nicole Aniston’s signature Lady texture whips you into shape.
Limon blends Minna’s revolutionary squeeze technology with the highest level of craftsmanship and design for a spontaneous and fun vibrator experience that works just as well for couples as it does for individuals. Easy to use, and featuring a squeezable interface the harder you squeeze the stronger the vibrations. Try using your Limon with your next blowjob or handjob, your partner will be happy you did! This unique vibrator has the ability to compose, record, and play back custom vibration patterns so you can personalize your experience. Rechargeable, waterproof, and ergonomic, Limon is made from the highest quality 100% body-safe Class VI medical grade silicone. Comes with travel-friendly USB charge cable and magnetic charge dock. 1-year manufacturer’s warranty included.
These flexible, bendable, vibrating silicone anal beads are in a class of their own! This black and red set of vibrating anal beads uses the same powerful motor as the Ultra Bullet, the most powerful bullet massager on the market and our best-selling ever. It has 20 vibration modes! 6.25 inches of insertable toy starts with a .82 inch ball-shaped tip that graduates in size down to the 4th ball at 1.38 inches wide. Right below each ball is a slender neck that allows your sphincter muscles to hold the plug deep inside your anal cavity up the smooth ergonomically shaped 4.25 inch long by 1.5 inch base that allows a comfortable fit for longer play time. There is just one button to push at the base to select one of the 20 powerful settings of excitement,a nd you will never have to worry about finding batteries because the Femme Funn Ultra Bullet Powered Figo is rechargeable and comes with a handy USB charging dock that allows it to stand up and charge magnetically on your nightstand or bathroom counter. Femme Funn toys by Nalone are made of body-safe silicone, which is hypoallergenic and easy to clean, making the material safe for people with sensitive skin and severe allergies. It is safe to use with water based lubricants for a truly wild ride.
If you always wanted a Sybian but were terrified of its awesome power, the King Cock Vibrating Inflatable Hot Seat is the implement for you. Anchored in the middle of the inflatable cushion is a smooth plastic vibrator that allows you to slide a lifelike King Cock dildo over it for the most realistic ride ever imagined. Choose between a 6″ or 8″ King Cock dildo (both included), slide it on the vibrating shaft, turn the dial on the remote to find a speed that’s right for you, and mount up. The powerful vibrations tease and please you with each movement of your body, while the dildos feel just like the real thing with an amazing buzz! Made in Pipedream’s state-of-the-art rubber manufacturing facility, every King Cock is phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe, and hypoallergenic. Best of all, King Cock is proudly made in the USA so you can enjoy every masterpiece with confidence.
Brand: Blush Novelties
This little wand, a secret dynamo at only 5.25 inches, is perfect for travel or discreet fun. The W3 features 10 deep, rumbly vibrating functions consisting of 5 speeds and 5 unique rhythms. It’s made of body safe ABS plastic, with a 100% silicone sleeve. Waterproof, suitable for bath and shower play, and easy to clean. The magnetic USB charging cable clicks on, and the light indicator tells you when your toy is fully charged and ready to play! Noje is the Swedish word for pleasure, and the Noje W3 lives up to its name.
Brand: Paradise Marketing
You might not ever have heard of hyaluronic moisturizers, but you don’t need to, really. Just trust us – Trojan H2O Sensitive Touch Lubricant has them. It also has nourishing essentials for the next level of pleasure, including ultra smooth aloe and vitamin E in every drop for your sensitive areas. Remember the hyaluronic moisturizers? They hold 1000 times their weight in moisture for advanced lubrication with this fragrance and dye-free, not to mention mess-free (and non-sticky!) lube. Compatible with all sex toys and condoms.9. Silhouette S9 Silicone Rechargeable Vibrator
Brand: California Exotic
The Silhouette S9 silicone eechargeable vibrator is supremely adaptable and flexible enough to be manipulated toward maximum sweet-spot contact; the unfailingly powerful silhouette features a sexily sleek tip, ten blissful modes of rhythmic vibration and lots of silky bendable length. Subtly pointed at its supple head, the S9 easily targets inner and outer erogenous zones, particularly once folded, flexed and twisted into a shape that suits the stimulation endeavor at hand. Curve the shaft to pinpoint the G or prostate or leave it arrow-straight for external placement desires, either way, five toe-curling modes of steady, pulsating and escalating vibration will resonate evenly from tip to base. Fully rechargeable, the S9 powers up at any free USB port or via a compatible wall adapter. A 2.5 hour charge will see the battery at full capacity, resulting in up to 3.5 continuous hours of enjoyment (depending on mode and intensity) and lots of stand-by time. Required USB charge cord included. Completely hypoallergenic and ideal for pleasure seekers with irritation-prone skin, the Silhouette is fully waterproof.
Holy cow. This thing. This is Gamelink’s best selling item of the year. Just take a look at that brunette’s head and imagine what you could get up to. Then imagine putting this under it, and then one of these below that, and all of a sudden you’ve got a good excuse to push for artificial intelligence. Remember those kids from Weird Science? What they could have built if they’d had access to this stuff. Well, no, you’re right. It wouldn’t have come out better than Kelly LeBrock, but still. They could have mass-produced. Anyway, her eyes roll back in her head, her throat never gags, and she never asks you to go to a cooking class with her. And if you dress her up in a Marie Antoinette outfit, she’s perfect for your French Revolution guillotine fantasies. “Let them eat cock!”