Month: April 2015

Confessions of a Literary Streetwalker: Bond, James Bond … Or Do I Really Need An Agent? By M.Christian

The world of professional writing can be … no, that’s not right: the world of professional writing is – without a doubt – a very frightening, confusing place.

Not only are there only a few diehard rules – to either slavishly follow or studiously avoid – but even basic trust can be a very, very rare: should I put my work on my site, or will it be stolen?  Should I even send my work out to other writers, for the very same reason?

What about editors or – especially – publishers?  Does my editor really have my best interests in mind?  Should I make the changes he or she suggests or should I stand my ground and refuse to change even one word?  Is my publisher doing all they can for my book?  Are they being honest about royalties?

Back in the days of print – before the revolution – a lot of these questions would have been answered by an agent: a person who not only knew the business but would actually hold a writer’s hand and lead them from that doubt and fear and, hopefully, towards success … however you want to define that word.

Agents spoke the cryptic language of rights and royalties: they could actually read – and even more amazingly – understand a book contract.  They’d be able, with their experience and foresight, to say when a writer should say yes or no to edits.

They could open doors that no one else could open – and in some ways that still holds true: a few big (and I mean huge) publishers will still not talk to an author who doesn’t have an agent.  Don’t get me started on the Catch 22 of an agent who will only look at published authors – when publishers won’t talk to writers who don’t have agents.

That was then, I hear you say, but what about now?  Well, as the smoke begins to clear from the fires of the digital revolution, a lot of authors (and editors and publishers) are beginning to question even the concept of a literary agent.

Part of this pondering is because the doors that used to be shut to authors, without the key of a publisher, are beginning to swing open.  Yes, a lot of the huge (and I mean immense) houses are still well fortified, but a lot of publishers, a few of them quite sizable, are allowing – if not welcoming – un-agented authors.

Another part of this doubt is that a lot of agents simply haven’t kept up with the times: the ebook revolution, they deluded themselves, is just a passing fad.  Well, it isn’t, and many authors who have signed with these kinds of agents have begun to feel that they have hitched their literary wagon to the wrong horse.

But do you need an agent?

The rule I was taught still holds a fair amount of water: if you are submitting to a small to mid-range publisher an agent is really not necessary – in fact they can actually work against an author. Publishers want a smoothness in their dealings with an author: having to deal with an agent, especially one that feels they have bust a publisher’s chops to prove they are worth their percentage can far too often sour the deal.  As an anthology editor – and an Associate Publisher – I’ve personally had to slam the door on more than a few deals because of an agent who got in the way.

Frankly – not to sound like the old man on the hill – I’ve had five of them, and not one of them has done me much good.  In fact, I consider a few of them to have seriously slowed me down professionally.  This is not a good thing.

But if you still think you need an agent, keep in mind that getting one – especially a good one – can be extraordinarily tough.  This brings me back to the beginning: becoming a professional writer is intimidating, scary, and confusing – now more than ever – and there are more than a few agents out there who will promise to be your savior, teach you what you need to know, and guide your hand.

The proof though, is always, in the pudding.  If you decide to try to get an agent,and if you get one, and if you think you have a good one, always keep an eye wide, wide open on what they are really, actually, doing for you.

A wise writer friend of mine said that a writer should never forget that an agent works for the writer – not the other way around.  So if you find yourself frustrated, disappointed, or finding more publishing opportunities than your agent then it might be time to move on.

Will literary agents become extinct – especially when huge book deals are being made by everyone from twitters to bloggers to little ebook authors?  I don’t know.

But I do know that it’s important to keep a level head and not let the scary world of writing and publishing make you run into the arms of an anyone – an agent or someone like them – who promises to be a hero but, instead, becomes a hindrance.

Scary?  Yes.  Frustrating?  Absolutely.  But with professional writing always work to keep a clear head and – with an agent or not – pay attention to what’s really helping you … and what isn’t.

Writing Exercise – Limericks

By Ashley Lister

A silly young woman
called Alice
Used live dynamite for a phallus
It blew her vagina
To North Carolina
And her ass to a ranch up in Dallas

I’ve mentioned limericks before but I’m mentioning them
again as a writing exercise for one very important reason: they’re fun.

Note the rhyme scheme: a-a-b-b-a. 
This is consistent for the majority of limericks.

A very good friend of
mine, Paul
Has got a hexagonal ball
The result of its weight
Plus his dick’s length times eight
Is his phone number: give him a call

Note the metre/syllable count.  In
this one it’s 8/8/6/6/9.  Commonly, each
limerick is 8/8/5/5/8 although they can go a couple of syllables either side
depending on how they’re being performed. 

Please remember that the most important thing about the
limerick is that the form lends itself to fun. 

One morning a
nobleman, Andy
Woke up feeling properly randy.
He said to his aide,
“Please fetch in my maid,
Or the dog, or whatever is handy.”

As always, I look forward to seeing your limericks in the
comments box below.

Erotic Lure Newsletter: Spring 2015 Edition

From Erotica Readers & Writers Association
By Lisabet Sarai
_______

Dear Paragons of the Prurient and Perverse,

Welcome to the Spring issue of Erotic Lure, the newsletter of the Erotica Readers & Writers Association. As the days lengthen, the trees blossom, the sap runs and the natural world explodes into lusty life…we’re doing the same. The new edition of the ERWA website is guaranteed to get your juices flowing, with the sassiest, sexiest and most sophisticated adult content out there in cyberspace.

Our Erotica Gallery will have you slick and swollen in no time. Enjoy our amazingly diverse fiction selected from the Storytime list: a hooker who offers “the girlfriend experience without the girlfriend”; the sexual experience of a man in coma; a fantasy that explains why Henry Thoreau built his cabin next to Walden Pond; a searing tale of corruption and sexual favors guaranteed to make you squirm. And that’s just the start. This edition of ERWA introduces our new Awesome Authors feature. Read short stories or full chapters by some of today’s top erotica authors — all for free! The line-up this edition includes erotic heavyweights like Alison Tyler, Janine Ashbless and…well, go see for yourself!

Let our authors turn you on:
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Find more arousing tales in our Books for Sensual Readers section. Just the cover of Violet Blue’s new anthology PICTURE ME NAKED will set your pulse racing. We’ve got the very best for you in every sub-genre: BEST EROTIC ROMANCE 2015 (edited by Kristina Wright), BEST BONDAGE EROTICA 2015 (Rachel Kramer Bussel), BEST SEX WRITING (Jon Pressick), BOMBSHELLS AND BUTCHES: BEST LESBIAN EROTICA (Kathleen Warnock) — and that’s just the books with “best” in their titles. If you’re on the prowl for a novel, check out S.L. Jennings’ provocative TAINT, about a sexual sophisticate who “turns housewives into whores”, or my steamy new paranormal erotic romance THE EYES OF BAST. You’ll find great GLBTQ titles, too, including Neil Plakcy’s anthology of gay romance TAKE THIS MAN and Berengaria Brown’s LESBIAN LOVERS. Meanwhile, if you’re seeking something more explicitly educational, browse our sexy sex ed section. We have the ultimate guides to everything from sex after fifty to prostate pleasure. After all, no matter how good you are in bed, you can always learn new tricks!

As you browse (and fantasize), remember that it’s your purchases via our affiliate links that keep ERWA alive and kicking. If you just can’t control your impulses (and why should you?), please use our links to satisfy them!

Find pleasure between the covers:
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Speaking of covers, if you’d like to see YOUR name on one, spend some time exploring our Authors Resources pages. ERWA has the web’s most extensive listing of market opportunities for erotic authors. The Author pages are also your gateway to our extensive archives of craft-related articles (www.erotica-readers.local/insider-tips/) and a useful directory to services and resources for authors (www.erotica-readers.local/links/writers-resources/).

This month’s listings include new publisher Love Slave, the “Rough Edges” anthology of American western tales, and two lesbian calls, from legendary editors Cheyenne Blue and Sacchi Green. The listings are updated whenever we receive something new; incoming calls are also added to the ERWA blog, erotica-readers.blogspot.com, where you’ll find more great posts on writing.

You can’t claim there’s no market for erotica!
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No edition of Erotic Lure would be complete without a quick trip to our Adult Movies section. Featured this month is “Marriage 2.0”, a creative, sensitive and sexy look at a couple in an open relationship. Balancing love and novelty, adventure and commitment, is a tricky task. You’ll enjoy watching this couple rise to the challenge.

Also of note is Brad Armstrong’s latest, “Holly…Would”, starring the stunning Asa Akira as a high end madame. Looks luscious! And for those of you who find plot just gets in the way, I recommend “Student Nurses”. Their uniforms say it all!

Get visual:
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What the natural accompaniment for adult movies? No, not popcorn! I’m talking about sex toys. As usual, the Sex Toy Playground keeps you well-informed on the latest erotic implements, neatly summarized in our Sex Toy Scuttlebutt column. This month we also have an article entitled “The Good Vibrations Story”. Did you know they’ve been bringing you pleasure since 1977? Back then, I barely knew what a sex toy was. (Live and learn, I always say!)

Come play!
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Finally, don’t miss this month’s Inside the Erotic Mind section. The topic is cybersex, and the personal tales are just amazing. Dangerous or delightful? Entertainment or addiction? What’s your experience? Share your thoughts by clicking on Participate.

Dare to venture inside the erotic mind:
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This edition of Erotic Lure is sponsored by Torquere Press. Torquere, the first GLBT Romance epublisher, began in 2003 as a general partnership, and has grown over the last decade into a much larger organization.

While many publishers in 2003 were publishing ebooks, very few were publishing gay and lesbian romance. The mission of Torquere Press was, and is, to provide readers with great stories, and to promote gay and
lesbian romance, and all the sub-genres of romance, as a genre to be reckoned with.

That’s all for this edition. I’ve got to get back to my latest work in progress. My characters aren’t being very cooperative. I keep trying to move the plot forward, but all they want to do is have sex. (I’m not kidding…)

Wishing you a squishy Spring!

Lubriciously yours,
Lisabet
_________

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