By Ashley Lister
A silly young woman
Used live dynamite for a phallus
It blew her vagina
To North Carolina
And her ass to a ranch up in Dallas
I’ve mentioned limericks before but I’m mentioning them
again as a writing exercise for one very important reason: they’re fun.
Note the rhyme scheme: a-a-b-b-a.
This is consistent for the majority of limericks.
A very good friend of
Has got a hexagonal ball
The result of its weight
Plus his dick’s length times eight
Is his phone number: give him a call
Note the metre/syllable count. In
this one it’s 8/8/6/6/9. Commonly, each
limerick is 8/8/5/5/8 although they can go a couple of syllables either side
depending on how they’re being performed.
Please remember that the most important thing about the
limerick is that the form lends itself to fun.
One morning a
Woke up feeling properly randy.
He said to his aide,
“Please fetch in my maid,
Or the dog, or whatever is handy.”
As always, I look forward to seeing your limericks in the
comments box below.