This Ain’t The Partridge Family

I suppose there’s a certain amount of laziness to porn that is just ripping off old mainstream television series, but when it’s done as well as it is in This Ain’t The Partridge Family, it’s hard to complain. This is yet another spoof by Director Will Ryder, who has already brought fans two Not The Bradys flicks, as well as one based on Bewitched. This time around, he takes on America’s most famous fictional family band, and the results are a whole lot of fun.

Nick Manning stars as Keith Partridge, and it looks like Keith is so depressed with his current love life that he hasn’t written any new tunes in a while. Danny Partridge (played by Sinclair) has ordered a magic elixir that he hopes will help get Keith out of his funk…but as it turns out, the elixir’s scent makes all who smell it sexual maniacs.

Danny is the first one to test out the drug, and it allows him to be ravished by Kristina Rose in the family’s garage (where they practice band sets). The two go at each other on the floor, and after a 69 and penetration in the reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary positions, Kristina sits on his face so he can tongue her asshole. After some additional reverse cowgirl, he pulls out and jerks his load up onto her pussy.

Danny takes the remainder of the elixir and pours it into his mom’s perfume bottle, leading his sister Laurie (Tori Black) to be the next family member to try it out. Laurie sneaks a millionaire playboy (Eric Swiss) into the family living room at the end of a date, and is soon having sex with him on the couch. Fans of Tori’s should love this scene, which allows her to keep on some sexy knee-high white boots throughout the action, and concludes with a nice facial blast.

The family’s experience with the magic elixir continues throughout the film as band manager Ruben (James Bartholet, in a non-sex performance) catches Chris Partridge in the garage getting a blowjob from Sarah Jessie, and later young Tracy Partridge (Faye Reagan) takes on pizza delivery boy Dane Cross in Ruben’s office building. Even mom Shirley Partridge (Payton Leigh) gets into some action when she seduces grocery bag boy Ralph (Kris Slater) on the lawn in front of the family home.

All through the film, Keith is worried about using the elixir himself since he fears it might have a side effect that would cause him to loose his hair. But he finally gives in when Shawna Lenee, Madison Scott and Jaclyn Case show up at the house, looking to make out with Danny. Keith hurriedly sprays some of the elixir on himself, causing the three ladies to go mad with lust. The final sex scene proves to be a combination of straight and lesbian sex, as Nick Manning takes turns fucking the girls in various positions, with girl/girl fun going on between the two he’s not currently occupied with. When he’s ready to cum, Nick singles out Shawna as the recipient of his sperm, and shoots a healthy load all over her face.

This Hustler release comes via a 2-disc set, with Disc 1 containing an anamorphic widescreen transfer of the movie, along with 2.0 Dolby sound. Disc 2 houses all of the bonus materials, including a 23-minute behind the scenes segment; a 4 ½-minute featurette on the movie’s music; an impressive (32 minutes!) slide show; 3 ½-minutes worth of deleted scenes; two music videos (taken from the movie); and a pair of bonus scenes – one with Tori Black from Barely Legal 79, and the other with Faye Reagan from Barely Legal 81.

Fans of the original TV series and those who just love well-made spoofs are almost sure to enjoy this Hustler title. It’s smart, sexy, and at times, quite funny. If you’ve enjoyed Will Ryder’s other spoofs, rest assured that This Ain’t The Partridge Family equally delivers the goods.

Adult DVD Empire
February 2009

This Ain’t The Partridge Family
(Hustler, 2008; Will Ryder)
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