The Office: A XXX Parody

Since the dawn of the adult industry, spoofing mainstream television shows and movies has been a sure-fire way to sell product, even if the results were often not very good. However, New Sensations’ take on the hit NBC (and the original BBC) series The Office isn’t a lame knockoff. In fact, it’s one of the best adult spoofs I’ve seen in years.

Before we get to the outstanding work done by the cast, a nod of the cap to writer and director Lee Roy Myers, who not only does a great job of bringing the look of The Office to the adult medium, but seems to have a pretty good understanding of the characters as well. Ashlynn Brooke plays the “Michael Scott” character here (named “Michelle”), James Deen and Jenna Haze have the “Jim” and “Pam” roles, while Mark Wood (in a bit of casting genius, since he’s a dead ringer for mainstream actor Paul Lieberstein) is cast as Toby, the head of the HR department.

Of course, the fact that this is a spoof of a show that takes place in an office means that those who have a fetish for workplace-themed sex are going to love what they get on this DVD. The movie opens with a wonderful pairing between Jenna Haze and James Deen that oozes with eroticism. They work each other into a frenzy first, with James rubbing Jenna’s pussy while she gives him a handjob – and it isn’t long before they’re engaged in some full-blown fucking. There are a number of great pop-shots in the movie, including the one we get here, as James jerks down into Jenna’s mouth and all over her face.

The Office contains two lesbian scenes, and both of them feature some great strap-on action. The first happens when Ashlynn’s superior, played by Stephanie Swift, arrives to chastise Ashlynn over some offensive sexual comments she’s made in the work place. Ashlynn decides to make it up to Stephanie by seducing her, and Stephanie is soon spread eagle on Ashlynn’s desk and having her pussy eaten out and fingered. After using a pink rabbit vibe on Stephanie, Ashlynn puts on a flesh-colored strap on and fucks her in the standing doggy position, pulling out at one point to make Steph drop to her knees and suck it like it was a real cock. After some more strap-on fun in the missionary position, it’s Stephanies’ turn to please Ashlynn, going down on her, using the rabbit vibe on her, and then putting on the strap-on to give it to Ms. Brooke on top of the desk in the missionary position.

Dane Cross’ character is supposed to be like the American Office‘s Dwight, but I think he’s a little more like the BBC Office‘s Gareth. After annoying James Deen’s character with some stapler antics, he finds himself in one of the building’s break rooms having fun with blonde-haired Codi Carmichael. Codi comes into the room wearing an outfit that looks more like one for a schoolgirl than an office worker – not that I’m complaining. She does strip down for the sex, but some fetish fans may be happy to hear she leaves her heels on throughout the entire session. This scene concludes with Dane jerking onto her tits.

Ashlynn decides to have a staff meeting to discuss sexual harassment, and decides to bring in a local stripper (played by Gianna) to show everyone an example. After Gianna dances and gives one employee a lap dance, Faye Reagan jumps up and decides she’s going to show Gianna how it’s really done. In front of everyone, the two girls start making out, and this scene includes more strap-on fun as Faye dons one and gives it to Gianna missionary style, throat fucks her with the dildo, and even tit fucks her with it. If every office in America had meetings like this one, we’d all be a lot more productive!

There’s not much set-up to the next sex scene, but it is a hot threesome that involves redheaded Dahlia Denyle and studs Rocco Reed and Ralph Long. The guys take turns fucking her in multiple positions on her office desk, and she’s usually giving head to the other guy while getting her pussy pumped. Dahlia also gets a face full of cum at the conclusion, as the guys jerk off onto her face one at a time.

Mark Wood’s character is pissed because he wasn’t asked to come to the sexual harassment meeting, so Ashlynn once again has the job of making an employee feel better, this time with an assist from fan favorite Alexis Texas. This scene takes place in Ashlynn’s office, as we finally get to see her take cock, although Alexis probably spends more minutes getting penetrated in this segment than Ashlynn does. The only disappointment is that Mark decides to pop onto Alexis’ ass instead of another part of her body, and Ashlynn doesn’t even attempt to lick up any of the jizz. It’s a small criticism of an otherwise very entertaining release.

The Office arrives on DVD in a 2-disc release, with the first disc only containing the movie, which is presented in sharp anamorphic widescreen with 2.0 Dolby sound. Disc 2 houses all of the bonus materials, including a 12 minute Behind The Scenes; a bonus POV scene from My Fantasy Girls featuring Mikayla Mendez; 8-minutes worth of outtakes; and 16-minutes worth of interview material with Ashlynn, Alexis, Stephanine, and Codi. All of these materials have been anamorphically enhanced for widescreen TVs.

Rounding out the bonus materials are anamorphic trailers for Ashlynn Goes To College 3 and Hearts & Minds II; photo galleries for all the girls plus one devoted to production photos; plus DVD-ROM materials that include a digital copy of the movie for use on one’s iPod, PC, or mobile device.

It may still be early in 2009, but The Office just might be the best adult comedy we’ll see this year, and one of the best releases too.

Adult DVD Empire
April 2009

The Office: A XXX Parody
(New Sensations; Lee Roy Myers; 2009)
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