The Best Adult Movies
A Hot Movies Best Of article by Ed Mann
When you think of great creative duos, we think of musical collaborators like Paul McCartney and John Lennon or Elton John and Bernie Taupin. In the film world, you had Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dancing together or any Steven Spielberg movie with a John Williams score. In the adult film world, there is no better collaboration than a Selena Kitt novel that is brought to the screen by director Kay Brandt. To date, they have worked together on six different projects and created some of the best and most popular adult films ever made. We present them here in reverse order from the latest to the earliest offering.
The Lustful Wife (2019)
Just released on September 15th of this year, Selena and Kay show how communication is key to a happy and healthy sex life. What would you do if you found out your husband was secretly calling into phone sex lines? Confront him? Throw him out? Divorce him? Nope! Instead of getting angry, curious Tara decides to start listening in on John’s steamy conversations to learn more about his desires. And it makes all the difference.
Motorbunny Club (2019)
This feature was released on VOD as eight different episodes over a span of two months. It continues with the focus on a sex-positive couple exploring their sexuality. Tasha convinces her husband, Max, to buy her an expensive sex toy called the Motorbunny, but he only agrees if she can come up with a business plan to pay for it. Determined to keep her promise, she creates The Motorbunny Club and begins bringing women to the basement room set up just for her new toy.
This movie is where Selena and Kay take a decided turn towards a much more sex-positive approach to the story. There is nothing dysfunctional about the characters. Charlie is happily married with a wonderful family and all she could ask for in life, but she soon finds out there is much more she has yet to discover about herself. This is the story of a woman’s exquisite unfolding, as her sexual discovery and yearning for something more pushes her and her man to the edge, testing boundaries and forcing her to surrender to something much deeper than herself.
The Seduction of Heidi (2018)
One of only two BDSM-style stories, Selena’s Book, Heidi and the Kaiser was written BEFORE 50 Shades of Grey, and many would consider this a much better adaptation of the story. A wanna-be designer finds herself nothing more than a glorified go-fer until she accidentally stains CEO Warren Kaiser’s pants. She gets two things she didn’t expect: a spanking and a new position.
The much anticipated movie sequel was released in 2017. The book itself was not a sequel. In fact the entire Baumgartner series is not written in any chronological order. Doc and Carrie Baumgartner have invited another couple into their bedroom for all types of naughty fun, while former babysitter Ronnie is exploring her own polyamorous ways seeing her roommate Gretchen, her buff trainer Vince, and another couple all at the same time!
Babysitting the Baumgartners (2016)
Their groundbreaking first collaboration, New York Times best-selling book became a best-selling movie as well. Kay directed a four-hour epic that continues to rank in the Top 100 Most-Watched Movies every year since its release in 2016. This is no small feat, as most movies do not make the Top 100 list two years in a row. (Taboo 2 being the one exception.)
Movie Review by Val Williams from Gamelink
There’s a thing that jerks say when they usher someone through a door — “Age Before Beauty.” It’s stupid at best, one of those things that people get from god knows where, like “Not if I see you first”, that points up the casual awfulness of humanity. But we’re here to talk about porn, which in many ways also illustrates the casual awfulness of humanity, but doesn’t in the case of “Age and Beauty“, which poses, if silently, the question “Why not both?” and then answers that question by shrugging and saying “Sure, both.”
Nina Hartley is arguably the most notable female porn star of all time, and every time I see her in a movie, I’m glad she’s still going. Generations of men, including Justin Hunt in the latest, have cut their teeth on Nina Hartley; Hunt’s boyish-but-not-teen looks make him a perfect foil for the grandma-level Nina, who plays his old grade-school teacher to perfection. After a tense dinner with the wife, he walks Nina home and then gets sucked in to a MILF tryst I’m glad we waited for. Whatever third grade fantasies he may have had about her are nothing to what she deals out in her home later. Nina has not lost a single step.
Syren de Mer does not have the kind of pedigree that Nina Hartley does, but then Nina has ten years, a thousand credits, and nearly thirty years of screen expereience on her. With Michael Swayze, Syren plays out a scene of two people meeting at a cafe, each of whom expects to be seeing someone their own age, each of whom is disappointed at seeing someone they already know who is an inappropriate age, and each of whom ends up fine with fucking the other. MIchael doesn’t mind a MILF, and Syren is pretty easily convinced that it’s a good idea.
Darla Crane is another of porn’s grandes dames, with nearly thirty years in the business and one of porn’s most icomic too-big boob jobs. She isn’t really convincing as a secretary, but the high production values and atmospheric music in “Age and Beauty” lend her enough protective camouflage to get her through the scene with Seth Gamble in which he tells her that she’s the best executive assistant there’s ever been, and also that he just can’t resist them big MILF titties. Well, not in those words, but he can’t, and she can’t resist that young cock, and before you know it, there’s romance and cum flying everywhere.