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© 2002 by Chris Bridges

== (click) Hi! Thanks for calling Sassy Jessie's Automated Sex Line, the hottest, sexiest phone sex line around! This is Jessie, and I am soooo glad you called me.  I just got out of the shower and ran to the phone, and I'm dripping all over the place.  Do you like watching me drip? ==

"Oh, hell yeah, baby, I'm gonna—"

== I need your credit card number, honey.  Let's get that out of the way so we can get on with it, I need you so bad.  Just enter the number and the expiration date on your phone, and press the pound sign when you're done.  Oh, hurry, please! ==


== Ooh, I love the way you did that, you're so forceful, and so good with your finger! What's your name, lover? ==

"Uh, it's Johnny."

== Oh, I love that name! It's so easy to scream! Would you like to fuck me, [JOHNNY]? ==

"Yes! God, yes!"

== How do you want me? ==

"I'm gonna grab you and—"

== Just press 1 for straight sex, 2 for rough sex, 3 for S&M, and 4 for more choices, or press 9 to hear the list again.  Hurry, baby! ==

"Shit, um." BEEP

== I like a man who knows what he wants! Are you hard, [JOHNNY]? ==

"Oh, yeah."

== Can you see me here, standing naked in front of you? Water is dripping from my long, blonde hair and running down over my face, between my lips, down my slender throat, and cascading over my breasts.  They're awfully big, aren't they? Here, let me hold them up for you.  Mmmmm.  Do you think they're too big, [JOHNNY]? ==

"No way! Damn, I'd like to take them and lick—"

== That's so sweet! I like them too, they're so much fun to squeeze and my nipples get so hard! You can play with them if I can play with your cock.  Can I see your cock, [JOHNNY]? Can I see how big I made you? ==

"Oh, yeah.  Just hang on.  there."

== Oh, god, it's sooo big and sooo hard! I'm aching to feel that way up in me, JOHNNY! Can I suck on you, [JOHNNY]? Can I kneel in front of you and suck you right down my throat? Just say "yes," "no," or "operator," now. ==

"Yes! Yes! Hurry..."

== (click) We're sorry, all our operatives are currently busy with other calls, but your call is important to us. ==

"What the goddamn fuck!"

== Please hold on. (click) "...—ean, oh what can it mean, to a, daydream believer, and the, homecoming queeeeeen! Cheer up." ==


== (click) How dare you touch yourself without permission! You slimy little worm! ==


== I'm going to ram this staff so far up your pasty ass you'll remember me every time you swallow! Come here and lick my heels, now! ==

"Who the hell—"

== Are you going to kneel before me, insect? Press 1 for "yes," or 2 for "no," now! ==

"Operator! Operator! Shit., maybe 9." MEEP.

== (click) I like a man who knows what he wants! Are you hard, [JOHNNY]? ==

"Well, not really—"

== Can you see me here, standing naked in front of you? Water is dripping from my long, blonde hair and running down. ==

"Dammit, I'm paying by the minute for this! Maybe 9 again." MEEP.

== (click) Hey, little fella! ==

"Oh, hi, um, are you the manager? 'Cause I think I—"

== That's a right nice-sized unit you got there, [JOHNNY], looks to be about as big as mine! Let me haul mine out and we'll put 'em side by side and compare! ==

"Jesus, where did I—"

== Here, I'll give mine a little stroke and you do the same over there, where I can see you.  Do you like watching me stroke myself? You like watching my balls bounce when I do it? ==

"NO! Where the hell is Jessie?"

== I thought you did, I can see you getting even harder and thicker, just like I like.  You ever had any sailor ass, [JOHNNY].  If you ain't had sailor ass, you ain't never had ass, and I got a tight one all ready for you.  Would you like that? Just say "yes," "no," or "operator," now. ==

"NO!! JESUS!!"

== (click) I like a man who knows what he wants! Are you hard, [JOHNNY]? ==

"Goddamit." MEEP.

== Oooh, [JOHNNY], stick it way up my cunt, agh! It's so big, and it's so good! ==

"What the fuck? Did we skip—"

== I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come! Can I come now, [JOHNNY]? Are you ready to come with me? Press 1 for "yes," or 2 for "no!" ==


== (click) Woof woof! Hey, looks like Rex really likes you, [JOHNNY].  I'll tell you a secret; Rex is a very special dog.  If you spread just a little peanut butter all over your—" ==


== Ohhhh, [JOHNNY], that was so good.  Oh god, I have never come that hard, ever! God, [JOHNNY], you're an animal! ==

"But I—"

== You have got to come back tomorrow night, if I don't get that again I'll just die! Will you come back? Please? ==

"Well, I didn't—"

== Oh, you have to! I'll make it so good for you, like you made it so good for me.  Please come back, [JOHNNY]! ==

"Yeah, I guess I could—"

== Thank you so much for calling Sassy Jessie's Automated Sex Line, the hottest, sexiest phone sex line around.  Your call may have been monitored for training purposes.  Good night, and I hope we hear from you again real soon! ==

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