Guys & Dolls
by Valentine Bonnaire © 2005

Jeez, you know, I never thought I was going to have a problem getting laid.  I have to admit I’m not the world’s greatest looking guy, and my cock is functional, well, most of the time anyway.  It’s just that when I hit 45, my prospects got slimmer. Probably ‘cause I’m not rich doesn’t help either.

I thought I better do something ‘cause, Well Shit! a guy gets horny now and again. Well it just so happens that this internet buddy of mine showed me a window into a new world where I can get all the sex I damn well please. I don’t have to put up with any back talk either out of bitches. I found the perfect woman.Yes, I did.

She’ll do anything I want and I mean anything!

It’s just incredible man. Fuck

You want to know what my secret was, don’t you?

I custom-ordered some pussy. Sure it set me back about $5,000, but who cares? She’s a custom girlfriend made just for me! The first time I saw her I thought I was going to die. It was her tits! Fuck

I can’t tell you what it felt like the first time I bit her nipple. I almost ripped that little fucker off I was so excited. No real woman was going to let me do that, now were they? She lets me spank her too, anytime I want. I love the feel of those big bubble butt cheeks under my hand. I can make her move in ways that no real woman ever moved under me. Fuck, she’ll do any position too. That’s the best part.

Look at it this way, I don’t even need a rubber with her. I never had a woman go down on me in real life, and they don’t like to swallow, I’ve heard. She does though. What I love best is watching my cock slip inside that ruby red mouth of hers. Sometimes I push it in hard, ‘cause that’s how I look at her. She’s my little cum slut. I start off by just moving the tip of myself all around her lips till I can tell her eyes are begging for me to just fuck her hard, right there.

She doesn’t say much, not when I’m doing that. But, I’ll tell you what. Fuck You’re not going to believe what she says when I roll her over face down and fuck that pretty little hole of hers. I can make her squeal. Why she just bounces all over that bed when I’m inside her. That’s why I wanted to tell you all about her. I know you’re not getting any either, and Danny, I found us a solution!

I decided after I ordered Babedoll, that I was going to get one for you! She’s the latest model and she’s sitting right here on my couch.

Fuck I’m getting so horny right now I could just about die, Danny.

Two women has always been my fantasy, and now I have it. I’m going to make both of them suck me off.

Wait, Danny...Let me just adjust my web cam so you can see her. Meet Babedoll2. She is the new improved version. Look at that! Her pussy is shaved. Oh fuck, Danny. I’ve never seen one like that before. I’m getting hard, are you?

You watch and I’m going to touch her there. Danny it’s so soft inside. Look at her hair. I know you love redheads. Look she’s moving a little. Hey, what do you think you want to call her?

No names are necessary? Hey wait a minute. What do you mean you aren’t going to name her? She has to have a name, dude. Otherwise, well...

I mean that wouldn’t be right would it? I get all kinds of stuff for my Babedoll. I think I should tell you my secret name for her. It’s “Cocoa.” She reminds me of milk chocolate that way. It’s her skin.

Let me just get these panties off of her so you can see. Look at her ass! Fuck Fuck, I’m hard enough now dude, looking at my woman like this. Do you want to watch? You could jack off while I do her couldn’t you? I’ll just go get her now and put her on my lap. That way you can watch her tits bounce up and down on your monitor, Danny.

Okay. I gotta stop typing now. So you watch okay?

“Cocoa, baby, big-daddy’s here.”

“Cocoa, can you see Danny? He’s watching us baby.”

“Baby, your pussy feels so good.”

Oh, jesus baby, come on fuck me good like you always do. You’re the woman of my dreams Cocoa, baby. I’ve been in love with you since I first took you out of that box. I love it when you get all squeaky and shit, like right now. I hope Danny can hear us...this shit is cool, him and Babedoll2 being able to watch and all. Fuck baby. That’s right, move for daddy. I got you the prettiest little set of panties, baby. And daddy got you a charm bracelet too. Honey I love you.

Cocoa, I love you more than anything in the whole wild world. I’m cumming baby. Shit baby I can’t hold myself back. I’m losing it Cocoa, baby it’s all about you, it’s all about you and Danny and me and Babedoll2 watching. Can you feel that? That’s my love baby, shooting straight into you. Oh god baby, oh god. I’m cumming...

“Baby, was it good for you?”

“Cocoa, come on, please tell Danny how it was, baby.”

Well Danny, did you come too? I was so caught up in my own action I lost sight of you after awhile. Isn’t Cocoa gorgeous? She’s the best little fuck around. Hands down.

What?

You think I’m losing touch or something?

Oh, I see...

You just want me to have some human contact. I get it. Yeah, well that might be kinda hard ‘cause, see, Cocoa gets jealous when I go out. She hates that shit. She’s told me again and again why I should never leave home, and I’m in love with her you know? Right now I just want her happiness.

I’m in looove, Danny.

I’m in love.

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