Limericks

Sue knew a shy chef from Bangkok
Who cooked her a stew in a wok.
As she savored his gravy
It made him so brave he
Stirred up sweet Sue with his cock.

                   Tori Diaz © 2007

The old bed made loud pops and groans;
(It even drowned out Granny's moans);
Well, that's what Gramps said,
Till they fucked out of bed:
Said Gran, "It's your creaky old bones!"

                      Rod Harden © 2007

Young Dick knew that Jane loved to chatter
And even while fucking, she'd natter.
Though she talked a blue streak,
He adored her technique
And decided verbose didn't matter.

                    Rose B. © 2007

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