Taking Care of Business

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From Cat
For me this is something I'd rather not be doing. Especially when he is laying right next to me. Such a waste! Due to emotional problems it has been lonely for me. I do my best to cope but I more than like my share of sex. I could do anything next to him and he would not wake up. No one could snore like that and be awake.

I prefer a vibrator which is under my side of the bed. My masturbation is mainly a stress relief so I just want to come. Otherwise, I leave the room and go to our oversized closet (room) and take my time. I have a stash of things to make it more comfortable. Pillows, toys and one of his shirts that has his smell. I've never been caught. He definitely would have told me.

I also have gone downstairs to the kitchen for a drink and landed laying on the kitchen floor. That would have really pissed him off. I'm waiting, hoping this will be done with soon. Sometimes I wonder if he can be as much fun as I can have with myself.

From Arthur
Once...many years ago...I was in a relationship with a lady. It was just in the beginning stages, we were still trying to "figure each other out". One night, early in the relationship we were asleep together (it was actually one of the first times that we had taken this step in our affair). I awoke feeling the urge to come. Since there were some things in our relationship that we were still working out I was unsure whether to wake her or just "take care of business" on my own.

I looked over at her and saw that she was asleep. She looked so comfortable and serene that I decided I would let her sleep. So taking things into my own hand I became so focused on trying to get off and not wake her that I did not feel her stir beside me. Next thing I knew I felt her hand around mine. I looked over at her and she said, "Here let me help you with that." Suffice it to say we did not sleep much that night. It was a wonderful relationship...while it lasted...because of time and circumstances we drifted apart. Still, even after all of these years, I still think of that night, and smile. and.... ahem.....
 
From Malcolm
I felt the strong urge once while sleeping in a motel room with my wife and some or all of my children. There was no way we could fuck. I had to use the d-i-y bit. I don't know whether she knew.

From Anonymous
In our little universe, it's considered a form of infidelity. She will take up the chore upon request unless she is particularly exhausted. I feel the same about her, and will pull myself awake no matter what the time of night to deal with her needs. The last time this happened, I have only the vaguest memory of it, but she affirmed next morning that she was quite satisfied, thank you. It's probably been thirty years since I've taken care of business on my own, and I believe that involved an extended business trip and a naughty novel.

From JC
I do it, I'm a very horny person, especially when sleeping, and my girlfriend likes her sleep, a lot. She doesn't mind as long as I don't wake her up, even if I involve her in it.  Although, if she's awake she'll join in, which is always nice.

From S.B.
I love the Big M, and have for as long as I can remember. After I met my man and settled down, nothing changed except that now I have more to feed my imagination. But here's the catch: my guy has no problem with jacking off. In fact, he does it a LOT, fantasizing about me. The problem is that he doesn't like me to masturbate in his presence, although he does it all the time. He says it makes him uncomfortable, like he's not doing an adequate job, but he IS, it's just that a lot of times he finishes before I do, and I'm NOT just going to lay there and suffer!

From Sappho
I wish masturbation had a bigger place in society. I love to masturbate. When my fiancé and I had been forcibly separated, masturbation became the only way I could fall asleep. When we're together, I usually masturbate after sex. I can't help it—I am just never finished. Some nights we're just too tired to actually have sex, but we're still horny, so we'll masturbate next to each other. It's great seeing him stroke it, and he loves licking up all my juices once I come. Orgasms are great—I can't say that enough. Masturbation is an art.

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