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Grease XXX: A Parody
Grease XXX is the word as famed adult parody director, Will Ryder, creates his greatest cinematic work yet, with a sexy hardcore musical of the American classic Grease. Witness hilarious song and dance routines and scorching hot sex!
A parody of the famous 1978 movie-musical starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, Grease XXX is an entertaining adventure that pairs Sandy, a sweet innocent blond played by Riley Reid, with the fast-talking greaser, Danny, played by Seth Gamble.
Sing, dance and screw your way through the hottest adult musical ever made!
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Iron Man XXX
From legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment comes an action-packed sexy spoof on the tale of billionaire philanthropist Tony Stark (Dale DaBone) and his superhero alter-ego. When Stark is kidnapped and forced to build a deadly weapon, he instead uses his intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors. Once free, he must fight the evil Mandarin, save the world, and get laid.
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Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody
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Rocky Fans prepare... for the 2nd best movie watching experience of your life. Wicked Pictures and Award winning director Brad Armstrong would like to make... a toast! May we introduce Rocki, a porn parody like no other that pays homage to the hilariously naughty cult classic.
Like the original, Brad & Janet come across a spooky castle, but this time they find themselves right in the middle of a porn shoot with wickedly funny results. A magnanimous ensemble cast has cum together to recreate the timeless magic that has enchanted fans for more than 3 decades. The names have been changed to protect the "not so innocent" but have no fear, the gang's all here.. Frank-N-Beans is the cross dressing director, Stiff-Staff is the hunched-backed camera man, Vagina and Euphoria are two fabulous porn starlets... and of course, there's the very cosmetically enhanced, boob-alicious, blonde beauty Rocki. Singing, dancing, music and mayhem -- they're all here, along with some of the hottest sex this side of Denton.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, as this amazing cast of A-list talent and naughty newbies embodies their beloved counterparts, and bring your favorite characters to life in this X-Rated adventure. Don't dream it... see it! We guarantee complete satis... faction!
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Godfather: A DreamZone Parody
Just when I thought parodies were out, “The Godfather XXX” pulls me back in. Sexy, fun and clever, DreamZone has produced a parody that won’t be refused. Director Lee Roy Myer is in top form, poking fun at Francis Ford Coppola's Academy Award-winning mob drama without dumbing it down for porn audiences. The jokes are Tommy Gun fast and rarely miss their mark. The film’s opening, a nod to the original’s exchange between Vito Corleone and Bonasera, who asked the Godfather for an act of retribution on the day of his daughter’s wedding, is nowhere near as intense, but is truly hilarious — the funniest banter Myers has written thus far (and that’s saying something).
The opener is only rivaled by Myers’ take on the restaurant scene in which Michael Whorleone (Tommy Pistol) whacks rival Slutzo (April O’Neil) and a corrupt police captain with a dangling dildo before fucking Slutzo on a table. The sex is hot, but the part where Michael and Slutzo decide to “speak Italian” by breaking into stereotypical accents and professing their love for meatballs, is funny business done right.
What makes “The Godfather XXX” such a strong parody is the fact that Myers doesn’t try to take on the original’s scope, but instead shrinks it down to a concise, subtle display of spoof and homage. Pistol as Michael Whorleone turns in another quality performance, rich in deadpan. Kagney Linn Karter as Michael’s wife Kay Adams and the aforementioned O’Neil are stunning and fuck with tremendous vigor. —Derek Richards, XBIZ Editors Choice
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Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody
Brad Armstrong’s parody of the ’90s super-hit is sheer entertainment. Script, acting, direction, sex performance and — crucially — makeup and special effects combine for a superb example of couples-friendly porn. Randy Spears and Ethan Hunt take the Tommy Lee Jones-Will Smith roles of Kay and Jay, U.S. agents in charge of investigating space aliens. The thread of a story-line involves them tracking down the disappearance of earth girls somewhere into space. To solve the mystery it’s necessary for Jay to undergo an electronic sex change. He’s turned into the delectable Misty Stone, who does a killer masturbation with her new pussy.
There is lots of funny stuff with the bizarre-looking aliens, plus a quartet of talking Peckerhead puppets, and Kaylani Lei gets to have three tits. Tommy Pistol, with a freakishly enlarged head, nose and ears, has his way with Isis Taylor. The hottest sex scene would be the anal between Alektra Blue as a dominatrix and Xander Corvus as a submissive with an extra head. The movie ends with an orgy with the MiB guys and the abducted women, along with Jessica Drake as a “Vaginarian.” The humor is sparked and driven by Spears’ dryly comic performance. Easily one of the best XXX releases of 2012. —Jared Rutter, XBIZ Editors Choice
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Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody
Director Axel Braun’s “Dark Knight XXX” sets the bar for adult parody filmmaking for a variety of reasons, including its inspired make-up and wardrobe, visually engaging and fun set design and formidable acting and performing talent. However, most impressive is Braun’s ability to present a parody that is faithful to its source while bringing fresh ideas to the table and never — not once — forgetting that it’s still a porno.
Directing from a script he co-wrote with Mark Logan, Braun covers a lot of the groundwork laid in Christopher Nolan’s “Dark Knight” trilogy with a taut, satisfying story that allows for creative and bold sex scenes guaranteed to get comic-geeks and cos-play enthusiasts off for years on end.
“The Dark Knight XXX” was produced months before the release of Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises,” the third and final film in the Warner Bros. franchise, leaving Braun blind to that film’s storyline. But fear not, Braun and Logan leave their take on the Dark knight legend open ended for more sequels to come. —XBIZ Editors Choice
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Dallas XXX: A Parody
Aficionados of the long-running series will respond to this one best. The parody element is kind of hit and miss. Sometimes the show’s campy excesses are really nailed but at other times — as in the long dialogue scenes that set up the “plot” — it seems like just an attempt at drama that doesn’t quite get there. The only overt gag is having Miss Ellie played by a man.
Still, the movie is well shot and the cast is quite good. Alexis Ford is perfect for horny Lucy and looks fetching in two sex scenes. Bobbi Starr is a hoot as neurotic nymphomaniac Sue Ellen. She seems to be having loads of fun and her scene with the “tall handsome cowboy” (Michael Vegas) she picks up in a bar is the best in the movie. The sex in general, as in most parodies, is somewhat by the numbers.
Eric Masterson is a bit small-scaled for the villainous J.R. Ewing, more like a mean petty crook than a wicked wheeler-dealer. But James Deen’s self-righteous Bobby Ewing is spot-on and even funny. And there are several good non-sex cameos. It ends with J.R. being shot, setting up a possible “Who Killed J.R.?” sequel.
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Another excellent Axel Braun adventure from Vivid Superheroes. Hitting the street after the release of the smash hit movie, it’s really a parody of the comics the film was based on. Director Braun roped in a fine cast to play the avenging heroes — they’re out to get The Hulk (Jordan Lane, non-sex).
There’s Brooklyn Lee as Black Widow, Danni Cole as Scarlet Witch, Lexi Swallow as Miss Marvel. Team leader is Nick Fury, incarnated by Lexington Steele. Brendon Miller overacts hilariously as Thor and gets to fuck former WWF star Chyna, as She-Hulk, whose sturdy bod is painted green. Spider-man tries to join the gang but at first they won’t let him. Xander Corvus reprises his role as Spidey and trades barbs with Dale DaBone as Iron Man Tony Stark. When he fucks Miss Marvel she tells him, “You have an image problem.”
There’s only about 16 minutes of story, but it’s all great fun. The rest is sex, and the sex is good. Steele, an imposing screen presence, has the only anal scene, with Phoenix Marie. “The Avengers” somehow wind up at the Arctic Circle where they find Capt. America embedded in ice. Obviously, the story doesn’t stop here.
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