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The seemingly never-ending parade of porn parodies continues to capture the attention of porn affectionados, mainstream Hollywood, and the media. So what's the big deal? Think Brady Bunch porn, Three's Company porn, Happy Days, Star Trek, Seinfeld, Scrubs, and plenty more in the works. These spoofs are scorching hot, hilarious, and often top-shelf porn productions with all star casts, good acting, music, lighting. The results is fun, goofy blockbuster porn even the mainstream folk are enjoying. Titles are linked to our favorite adult movie sites where you can buy, rent, download-to-own, or watch VOD. We recommend the following sites for adult entertainment:
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit parodies The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody & The Office: A XXX Parody, comes a sexy spoof of one of the most Awesome movies of all time in The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody. When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest! Watch the school's star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner; then check out the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl; and witness the class Geek popping cherries in his "totally-not-fake" memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex with a beautiful Dean that has an insatiable craving for cock, and you've got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since... ever! Teen angst has never been so funny & steamy as it is in The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody!
With exactly the type of hijinx you’d expect Reno 911’s finest to be up, director Lee Roy Myers’ latest parody is witty enough and packed with enough sexual heat to inspire a petition to bring back the classic Comedy Central series. Its non-stop laughs in this well-conceived tale of a group of bungling cops who engage in on-the-clock sexual encounters, hot enough to leave a bulge in your pants. With a cast of big-titted beauties (Natasha Nice, Jada Fire, Jessica Lynn, Sophie Dee) plus Bobbi Starr in fine ass form, Reno 911 A XXX Parody makes one fine, impressive ensemble cast. The comedy works with the chemistry between each performer, but more importantly, each sex scene delivers big time on the sizzle meter. Jessica Lynn plays a decoy whore to lure Alex Gonz’ cock into her wet pussy, while Bobbi Starr and her mighty BJ skills suck off James Deen to get him nice and hard before pumping himself in Bobbi’s ass. Natasha Nice earns the title of precinct whore for riding furiously up and down on Mr. Pete and Tyler Knight’s nightsticks. And Jada Fire ends it by getting drenched in a downpour of sperm while on official police business with Ralph Long. For fans of the series or not, this parody doesn’t disappoint.
BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY is a lively and lascivious spoof of an old TV show which has become a permanent part of popular American culture. Directed, produced and written by Axel Braun, a man with an excellent track record for porn adaptations, the movie entertains to the same degree that it arouses, and represents his wittiest work to date. The production is first rate, the actresses are uniformly hot and sexy, and the satire succeeds on many levels. It's an easy recommendation for adult fans, a must-see for comic book aficionados, and a must-have for porn collectors. All that is the good news. . . . . . . Whatever complaints I may have about this title are truly minor compared to the expertly delivered entertainment value and carnal quality. It's obvious that it's all a labor of love for the director and his crew, and the final efforts are worth your attention. Needless to say, I look forward to seeing the further episodes of BATMAN XXX. —Diesel, Adult DVD Empire
Big hair, bad attitudes, gold chains, tight dresses, silly accents, douche bags, guidos and guidettes are what make Jersey Shore must see TV. But let’s face it, we watch it to see Snookie, Jolie and JWoww and fantasize what crazed, sexual animals they must be in the sack. Zero Tolerance totally remains true to the show by featuring virtually ever major and minor character, confessionals, opening credits, even Kristina Rose as Snooki getting punched out make the Official Jersey Shore Parody hard to tell apart from the original series. After the cast arrives, everybody starts hooking up. Lexi Love’s JWoww is convinced anal ain’t cheating so she takes Mike Butders’s cock up her ass to get her freak on. Annmarie Rios’ Jolie, like the real life Jolie, faces eviction if she doesn’t show up for work, but manages to suck off her boss, Mick Blue to convince her to stay. Wonder if the real life Jolie ever did that. Snookie wants to do everyone but nobody wants to do her so she runs to mom Lisa Ann, who tells her to be more aggressive. She does when James Dean’s Pauly D and Anthony Rosano’s Ronnie show up to bang both mother and daughter. A must see group sex session ensues, one we would like to see the real life Jersey Shore girls take part in. Maybe the best parody of the year! —Rob Perez, XBIZ April 2010
When Bree Olson has a problem with a biker gang and a corrupt politician, she can’t find anyone to help – except the A-Team! After listening to her problems, the guys put together a fool-proof plan… that ends with all of them getting captured! We’d love to tell you what happens next, but we don’t to make B.A. mad (Hint: It involves one of Morecock’s crazy schemes that will leave you laughing) Rest assured that the plan does come together in the end. And the A-Team gets a new member too! Just like the popular ‘80s TV show, this XXX parody movie’s filled with action – from wild chase scenes to spectacular stunts – and humor like Cannibal’s crazy costumes, Morecock’s wild antics and B.A.’s gruff attitude. And this XXX parody throws in the action you never got to see in the original – from Ace getting lucky to B.A. turning a truck into his love machine! Throw in all kinds of hot action – including Bree Olson in 2 full anal scenes and Chastity Lynn’s first anal scene ever – and you’ll understand why this movie’s a must-see for A-Team and adult DVD fans alike.
James Bone (Danny Mountain) investigates the murder of a fellow agent found clutching a Faberge egg at the time of his death. Bone is drawn into a high stakes world of sex, espionage and deceit in this one of a kind 3-D XXX adventure. An all-star cast will leave you breathless in this parody of the original film. Presented in both 2-D for standard viewing and 3-D for a sexperience not to be missed!
YEEE-HAW! Them Duke boys are back in this madcap XXX parody of the 70s TV show! Bo lures Kandy’s (Alexis Texas) daddy away so that Luke can slip in and screw her! Daisy (Ryder Skye) gets out of Enos’s speeding ticket by spreading her luscious cheeks over the hood of the squad car. And when JD gets arrested, Daisy enters a wet t-shirt contest to spring him. Hazzard Country will never by the same! "It goes without saying that what makes or breaks this film is the quality of the sex, and thanks to the considerable talents of Alexis Texas, Shawna Lenee and Monique Alexander, the viewer gets a satisfying fill of golden girl southern hospitality. The very first affair featuring a bouncy and bubbly Alexis Texas making whoopee with Anthony Rosano (as Luke) is playful and fun, despite the rather conventional coupling which is basically some foreplay, mutual oral, then vaginal screwing in doggy, cowgirl and spooning position. There's no anal here, nor anywhere else in this movie, for that matter. Also, the money misses her mouth by a country mile and instead lands straight on that famous ass of hers." —Diesel, Adult DVD Empire
Now she has a life altering decision to make... Will she follow her animal lust for the dangerous and unpredictable and inhumanly sexy werewolf Jacob or follow her heart and go with her true love Edward and become a vampire so they can live, love and fuck forever?
Yes, we know what you're thinking — what's with these porn spoof?! To be honest, I think they're terrific sexy fun, and if you're honest, you'll admit you've been fantasizing about popular movie characters doing the dirty. So hang onto your short and curlies, folks, 'cause your fantasies are about to come...true. When you can't fuck the one you love, will you fuck the one who loves you? As the uncontrollable urge for sex consumes her in the absence of her vampire lover, she desperately searches to fill her lustful desires with her new companion who has vowed to protect her from the relentless threat of blood lusty vampires and also promises to show her how a wolf man can make her most erotic fantasies come true.
Everyone's favorite vampire saga, Twilight, is getting the porn treatment. Two things there's just no end to: Twilight Mania, and the market for porn parodies. It was just a matter of time before porn took a shot at Twilight, and frankly we're surprised it took this long. Jenna Haze, the biggest name in porn, stars as the pornified Bella for this parody of This Isn't Twilight. Some will see this as downright sacrilege, blasphemous behaviour depriving Twilight of its sacred characters. Others will get a kick out of watching Edward Cullen and Bella Swan finally get it on and do the nasty. So here we have it: their uncontrollable and forbidden romance threatened by their disapproving friends, family and a pack of blood thirsty vampires that are only after her irresistible human blood. This is an erotic and passionate love story between a gorgeous, sexy mortal woman... and a vampire.
Welcome to the bar where everybody's glad you came! A clever recreation of the long-running sitcom. This parody breaks from the gate fast, with the Norm character entering to laughs and applause and a characteristic back-and-forth with Woody before taking his place at the bar with Cliff. Cliff tries to pick up a woman at the bar, strikes out, and Sam (Joel Lawrence) steps in for the save. Then the action begins. Sam starts relinquishing his stuff to show Diane that he's not superficial, and the guys get the benefit of Sam's castoffs, with Frasier using Sam's car to get his way with Lilith and Cliff using Sam's cologne to nail a passing stranger (Katie St. Ives) in the back room. Of course Diane isn't buying it, of course Sam and Diane still hate each other, but of course get horizontal anyway. The gang's all here, and the witty script hits all the right notes including Carla's wide-eyed adoration of Sam between drive-by putdowns and Cliff's ongoing soliloquies involving obscure "facts." Lawrence replicates Sam Malone's easygoing charm, Evan Stone nails know-at-all blowhard Cliff and Alexis Texas is excellent in a turn as the cool-on-the-outside-steamy-on-the-inside Lilith. Extras include outtakes, behind-the-scenes, a bonus scene, popshot recap, a 90-minute "party version," a down loadable MPEG version of the movie, a slide show and trailers. —Tod Hunter, XBIZ Review Copyright © 1996 and on, Erotica Readers Association, Inc. |
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